Real Talk Vol.1 (NSFW due to language)

Okay so my conversations are sometimes epic and all the time entertaining.

Here’s one I had while driving in the car this morning.

Me: In a perfect world where you can have everything you wanted how many blow jobs would you want in a week?

Hubbs: (a full 30 seconds of laughter)

Me: ……….

Hubbs: What made you think of that?

Me: I don’t know. I was just thinking about it.

Hubbs: Well I don’t know  if I have a number.  In this perfect world when would would all this blowing be taking place?

Me: I don’t know maybe when you get home from work like if you shower.

Hubbs: You know we tried this and you didn’t follow through.

Me: I know. I know.

Hubbs: You know you wouldn’t be thinking about any of this if  you were with a new guy.

Me: False. I would not be sucking some new guys dirty dick.

Hubbs: (another 30 seconds of laughter) No. I don’t think you would.

 

 

You’re welcome.

~VC

 

 

 

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