Okay so with all the people breaking up and cheating on their mate with Transsexuals and such going around, you ever want to just send a Thank you up to your Significant Other? You know thank you, husband, for not taking a huge dump on me this year. Thanks for not totally humiliating me and fucking up my whole life. Thanks for just doing that bare minimum. I’m not even talking about the being a “Good Mate” part yet. When our anniversary comes around we’ll get to that but for right now…today? Thank you for not being a complete tool.