Totally Random Vol. 8 (NSFW)

I wish I had the kind of titties where I could go topless.  When you have little cute titties, you can take your shirt off and take pictures covering your nips and people think its artistic. When you have small titties you can call them titties and the description is accurate. You can go bra-less at any time. You can BUY bras anywhere.

Low cut dresses can be considered classy on a small tittied woman.

small boobs 3I mean you can even show a boob and it’s pretty and no one cares.

small boobs 1No bra? No problem.

small boobs 2

Me….not so much. I wear a regular T-shirt and people randomly yell out whore. Okay maybe not but they’re thinking it. I take my shirt off and pose for a picture, it’s porn not artistic.

Having boobs my size means that I could be considered fat at any moment even if the rest of my body is skinny.  And now that I’m actually thick (or whatever *eye roll* ) I know what people are thinking. LOL

They are boobs or breasts. Not titties. Never titties.

My bras are special ordered. Victoria’s Secret? Bwahahhahahahahhahahhahahaha. You’re cute.

No matter what outfit I choose I still could be considered to be dressing “sexy”. Really? In this?

Here’s a true story…..I went to the beach with my then boyfriend (he’s a long gone ex now) and I wore a bikini. My bad. We walked past a boy who was maybe 8 or 9 and his mom. The boy yelled out HOLY SHIT! and stopped walking. He stared at me with mouth open. His mom hit him in the back of his head and made him apologize to me. My ex could not stop laughing. I was so embarrassed.

My boobs aren’t even like playboy worthy because I have natural breasts. They are big and heavy. Now don’t get me wrong. They are still good boobs. They just will never be tits. I am sure people want to see them but when I take my top off its ALL sexual.  Well wait that’s not true. If I’m taking my shirt off in front of another person, it’s either for breast feeding…. OR sex.

Anyhoo, shout out to all the artistic titty women.

Here’s a picture of me rocking my Texans gear.

1484403_10205736963010214_953914422850538996_nI told you….

 

~VC

 

 

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